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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
- Do you like short love affairs? I hate them – I’ve got all weekend.
- I know I’m not a library book but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
- Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
- You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
- Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
- Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
- Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
- I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
- Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
- I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
- Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more.
- Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
- Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
- Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
- Was your father in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
- You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
- Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot ‘n Ready.
- Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
- Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?
- I don’t know you, but I think I love you already
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re “mmmm… good!”
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful
- Are you a Hurricane [name]? Because you’re blowing me away.
- Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.
- Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!
- I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?
- I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
- I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me
- if we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
- Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- Yes, that’s a iPhone in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.
- Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
- You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
- I’m lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
- How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
- You look like Pamela Anderson’s sister.
- Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
- Was your father a thief? ‘Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
- I have an ‘owie’ on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
- Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
- There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass
- Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
- Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
- When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
- Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
- I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
- [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
- (To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You’re like a drug to me. Good thing you’re over the counter.
- You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
- You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
- Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
- I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
- Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
- Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
- Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte
- Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
- Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] ‘Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
- Are you form Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!!!
- I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
- They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
- [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’
- Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
- I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
- Are you a terrorist? … cause you’re the bomb!
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
- A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
- Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low.
- Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
- They say not to judge a book by it’s cover but I don’t even know you and I’m checking you out.
- Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
- I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
- Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me.
- I’d offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot.
- Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
- If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
- Heaven’s missing an Angel.
- I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
- What size shoe you wear baby girl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- How much? To buy your heart baby…
- See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
- If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
- If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
- Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
- I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!
- I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
- Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
- Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart
- It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
- Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
- You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
- Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
- I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
- You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
- Was your father a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
- You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection
- Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
- Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it
- Is your father a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
- Do you know karate cause your body is kickin
- Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
- Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
- There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
- How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
- I’ve only got three months to live.
- I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
- If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
- What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
- I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
- Bond….James Bond
- Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
- Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
- Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
- I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
- You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
- Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Because I could see myself in your pants.
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
- Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
- There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
- You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
- Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
- I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
- Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
- I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
- Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
- Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
- I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
- You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
- When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
- (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
- You should go in the water, because you’re so hot you’re on fire!
- Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
- Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
- You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
- Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
- Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
- Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
- I just got this naughty list from Santa and I’m pretty sure you’re on it.
- Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
- Is your name ‘Swiffer’? ‘Because you just swept me off my feet.
- You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.
- I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
- I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
- Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
- You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
- Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel
- Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
- You’re so hot, you’d make the devil sweat
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
- Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
- Can I copy your dance moves?
- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
- Want to be different? Say yes.
- Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
- They say milk does a body good, but you’re living proof!
- Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Because you are burning me up!
- No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
- Don’t you work at Hooters?
- Are you a model?
- I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
- Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
- Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!
- Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
- Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
- Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you
- Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
- I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- You’re ‘No Parking’ right? Just trying to guess your sign.
- I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
- Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night
- Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
- It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
- Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you’ve got nice eyes.
- She/He says: “Hold on”
- Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position
- Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
- If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
- I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
- Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
- You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- We’re like Little Caesar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
- Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
- If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
- You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
- Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
- Is your father an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
- Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
- There’s a party in my pants and your invited.
- You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
- You Auto-Complete me.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
- (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
- When God made you, he was showing off
- Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
- You make me wish I weren’t gay!
- Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
- Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.
- Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
- If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
- You better call Life Alert, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
- Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track
- If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
- if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
- Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.
- Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
- Stare at girl . (“What’re you staring at?”)
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
- Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
- How was heaven when you left it?
- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
- Smile if you want to sleep with me.
- If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
- I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year’s Eve)
- Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
- Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
- Your father must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns
- Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.
- (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
- I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
- You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.
- You should be someone’s wife.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
- I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
- Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
- I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
- Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
- Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
- You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
- You are what I want for Christmas.
- You know, it’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
- You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
- This time next year let’s be laughing together.
- Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
- I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
- Wow! Are those real?
- Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
- I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
- I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
- Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
- If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!
- You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
- How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.
- There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
- Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
- Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
- If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
- I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
- I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
- It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
- Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
- If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
- Was your father a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
- Is your name Summer? ‘Because you are as hot as hell.
- Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
- You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
- Lemme borrow that number gurl.
- Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
- I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
- What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- Were do you hide your wings?
- (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
- If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
- Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
- Are we related? Do you want to be?
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
- I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
- Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- Hey, I’m new in town.
- If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
- Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.
- I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
- Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it’s just my heart pounding!
- I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
- You look familiar.
- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
- You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
- Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
- Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
- Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
- I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
- When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
- If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too
- Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
- I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
- Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
- Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
- I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
- Do you know karate? Because your body’s kickin!
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
- I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
- You are the reason men fall in love.
- You’re hotter than donut grease.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
- I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
- If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
- I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
- I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
- Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
- Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
- Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!
- So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
- You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
- (Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
- You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
- I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- You’re so hot; you make the sun envious.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
- I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
- (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
- I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup
- Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming
- Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
- You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Too cheesy for you? Try these dirty lines
- You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
- I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
- You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
- Is your father a jewel thief? because you’re a real gem.
- You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
- Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- Are you a tamale? ‘Because you’re hot.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
- If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
- I think you’re suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
- My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
- You make my software turn to hardware!
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
- Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.
- Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
- Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
- Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!
- Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
- What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
- If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
- Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
- Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
- You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
- Girl, are you a cop? [No] Because you’re America’s Finest
- Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I’d like to tap that!
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Are you a light switch? ‘Because you turn me on!
- Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- Hi, I have big feet.
- Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
- Was your father king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
- Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
- Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
- Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
- Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
- Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.
- Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
- If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
- Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
- I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
- You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that’s not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
- So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
- There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
- Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
- It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
- What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes!
- I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
- I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
- Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.
- If you were a steak you would be well done.
- Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
- I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
- I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
- I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
- Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.
- What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
- My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
- Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
- Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
- Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you’re a-Dora-ble!
- Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
- How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
- Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
- If you were a booger I would pick you first.
- You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute
- Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.
- Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
- Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
- I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
- My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
- I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
- I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
- I didn’t know angels were allowed on campus.
- If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
- Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
- You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- Is your father a drug dealer? Because you’re so Dope!
- Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!
- Stand still so I can pick you up!
- If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
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